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Talking Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld Doll

November 15, 2006 | Posted by Allison as Just For Frivolous Fun at 12:41 pm | Comments »

Well, it looks like Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld may have gone to the other side, the Dirka Dirka side that is.

I think we all need to pause & reflect on U.S Secretary of Defence Rumsfeld’s resignation.  OK, I think that about did it.  And I think now we need to lay our hands on this hilarious Talking Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld doll.

This “Rummy” Rumsfeld doll comes with its very own biographical text & a speech by Rummy himself to American Veterans.  All you have to do is press the button & hear Donald say one of 28 different phrases like this golden nugget of Rummy wisdom:  “I believe what I said yesterday. I don’t know what I said. But I know what I think. I assume that’s what I said.”

Rumsfeld comes to you dressed in a black pin-stripped suit with white shirt, yellow tie & black little shoes.  You know what they say about small feet, don’t you Rums?  From his wee small glasses to his graying hair & little pink cheeks (well, I guess we can’t really see those)- this replica doll is so much like the Donald we all know & love I’m not sure it isn’t him.

Rummy, is that you?  Rummy?  Have you gone to the Dirka Dirka side?  I can’t believe it, you have, you pinko!  You have!  Cost for the doll, $30.  Cost for the humor, priceless.

Via:  OldFashionedValues