Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Ring Thing

December 7, 2006 | Posted by Allison as Holiday Gift Ideas, Spirits & Palliatives at 1:00 pm |

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Let me set the scene:  it’s the party of the year, champagne is called for, you reach in your friend’s drawers (no, not those drawers, you perv) and you can’t seem to locate the bottle opener.  Aggghhh!  And that girl was going to give you her number when you arrived back at her side with a glass of bubbly.  What are you going to do?  Remain call, you tell yourself.  Keep your head about you, you tell yourself.

But guess what?  You’re saved!  That silly gadget that your pals got you as a holiday gift is right on the tip of your finger!  You’re going to get that number after all!  You’re saved by the Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Ring Thing.  Hooray!  Drinks all around!!!!

This Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Ring Thing is a somewhat hidden treasure on your finger.  It’s a comfort to wear & it’s guaranteed for life.  With just the flick of your stainless steel ring will open every bottle you throw at it, it’s just up to you to get that girl’s number.  Good luck & may you wear it in good fortune.  Cost, $16.

Via:  LatestBuy

2 Comments »

  1. TINNIE Said,

    May 27, 2008 @ 1:58 am

    MAY I KNOW WHO MANUFACTURES THIS - -IM VERY MUCH INTRESTED IN USING THIS AS A PROMOTIONAL ITEM FOR A BEER PRODUCT HERE IN OUR COUNTRY…THANKS

  2. Rudy Said,

    August 7, 2008 @ 2:25 am

    I like this, how can I get a few for gifts
    Thanks

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