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Slingshot Monkey, the Perfect Office Gadget

December 1, 2006 | Posted by Allison as Just for Fun at 1:00 pm | (1) Comment »

Say hello to your new office gadget.  What, you didn’t know you had one?  Well of course you do.  You wouldn’t be able to pass up the Slingshot Monkey unless you had a heart of stone.  Do you have a heart of stone?  I didn’t think so.  Well, back to what I was saying (thanks for that rude interruption by the way!), give a warm welcome to your new office gadget, the truly wonderful Slingshot Monkey (applause).

The Slingshot Monkey is basically perfect.  This new toy is a stuffed monkey dressed as a superhero & his arms are made with a very stretchy rubber material that allows him to be slingshot through the air up to a whopping 50 feet.  Can you image the look of envy mixed with astonishment when you brand this puppy to your fellow workers?  You are going to be king for a day, I tell you, maybe even a week.  Maybe this is the answer to that raise you’ve been asking for since 2002.  I tell you, this is the key to happiness- the Slingshot Monkey.

And you can take home your friend today for just $7.  Expense it as an office supply perhaps?

Via:  Stupid.com