Safety Aphrodite Platform Shoes for Sex Workers & Prostitutes

May 3, 2006 | Posted by bLavish as Gadgets at 10:52 am | (9) Comments »

Aphrodite prostitute shoes.jpgAre you saying to yourself, “Safety Aphrodite platform shoes for sex workers & prostitutes?  What the heck is she talking about?”  There is a new kid in town to protect our local sex workers & prostitutes, the prototype Aphrodite platform shoe. 

The shoes will have a built-in alarm system, which emits a piercing noise to scare off attackers; a GPS receiver; an LCD screen with video & scrolling print; an emergency button that relays the worker’s location & a silent alarm signal to public emergency services.  If  there problems with law enforcement, the shoes will send a signal to sex workers’ rights groups.

Wow.  And I thought my shoes were fancy.  Sadly, this is only a prototype and I can’t buy a pair in pink immediately.  Not that I walk the streets, but it seems pretty fun to have shoes with GPS and silent alarms, don’t you think?

9 Comments

  1. elle jaye Said,

    December 6, 2006 @ 7:27 pm

    i dunno im inot a hooker, im a stripper but and maybe if it was like a dj in your shoe so when your in the lounge room practicing you can have a little music in your feet

    ;P

  2. raimis Said,

    February 28, 2007 @ 5:41 am

    i like it!!!

  3. jason Said,

    June 21, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

    Hoorah for prosty shoes.. =D

  4. brandi Said,

    October 23, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

    those r nice but im not a hooker

  5. Gurl Said,

    April 29, 2008 @ 9:48 am

    Im not a stripper nor am I a Hooker, but WHERE CAN I BUY THESE SHOES???!!!!?!?!?!!!!

  6. MexMaxChiquita Said,

    July 7, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

    I wonder if these are for sale in Mexico? Does anyone know? Also I may need a larger size and wonder about that…and has anyone out there actually worn these? I mean, I fall off my sandals so I wonder if they make a bit smaller heel height.

  7. BOOTY SHAKER Said,

    October 14, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

    THESE R HOT !!!!!!!!!!

  8. gman7 Said,

    March 20, 2009 @ 8:31 pm

    thats the stupidest thing i ever heard of

  9. Get OverYourSelf. Said,

    September 17, 2010 @ 9:03 pm

    THEIR NOT REAL!

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