Monty Python Keychain

August 21, 2006 | Posted by Allison as Just for Fun at 10:00 am |

monty-python-keychain-too.jpgWhat we’ve all been waiting for- a Monty Python keychain that says everything.  For only $15, you get all of the following abusive sayings:

  • Button your lip, you ratbag!
  • Come on you worm…you miserable little man.
  • Come at me then…come on, do your worst, you worm.
  • Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
  • Don’t come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
  • Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • I wave my private parts at your aunties.
  • What is it now, you great pillock?
  • You dirty double-crossing rat.
  • You don’t frighten us, pig-dogs!
  • Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
  • I blow my nose at you.
  • You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded…
  • You’re a looney.

And a few more surprises too.

Via:  Play.com

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