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Monty Python Keychain

August 21, 2006 | Posted by Allison as Just for Fun at 10:00 am | Comments »

What we’ve all been waiting for- a Monty Python keychain that says everything.  For only $15, you get all of the following abusive sayings:

• Button your lip, you ratbag!
• Come on you worm…you miserable little man.
• Come at me then…come on, do your worst, you worm.
• Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
• Don’t come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
• Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
• I wave my private parts at your aunties.
• What is it now, you great pillock?
• You dirty double-crossing rat.
• You don’t frighten us, pig-dogs!
• Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
• I blow my nose at you.
• You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded…
• You’re a looney.

And a few more surprises too.

Via:  Play.com