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Swarovski-Studded Gym Equipment

bLavish — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 01:56:34 +0000

The VibroGym Diamond VG Evolution is no ordinary gym machine. Not only does this exerciser requires almost no effort on your part, but it’s covered in glittering Swarovski crystals.

This is taking the idea of looking good without breaking a sweat to a whole new level. First of all, to use this machine, you simply have to strap yourself in and stand there. And then, what? Good question. And then, nothing. It vibrates. And magically reduces your waistline. Like other miracle cures, it also promises to reduce cellulite. Yeah, we’ve heard that one before.

But we haven’t seen it rhinestone-encrusted, so I am sort of secretly impressed. This is the kind of gym equipment you need if you live entirely in Juicy Couture velour sweatsuits and can move too much for fear of dislodging your latest augmentation. It’s fitness for the Real Housewives crowd.

All this easy beauty doesn’t come cheap, as you might imagine. The VibroGym Diamond edition costs around $70,000. Seriously? For that amount of money you could hire Madonna’s trainer.

Statsuma Kiriko $765 Crystal USB Drive

bLavish — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 18:00:17 +0000

Say hello to one of the most expensive (& unnecessary) USB drives ever conceived. This $765 USB drive designed by Japan’s Statsuma Kiriko is stylized with crystals to ensure that you get the most bling for your USB buck.

Along with holding 2GB of files, you also get to look hip with the Statsuma USB drive. But at $765, you may not have much time for files, as you’ll be too busy recovering from that ridiculous loss.

Via: SciFiTech

Hard Boiled Egg Cuber

bLavish — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:28:59 +0000

To tell you the truth, I don’t know why you would want to cube an egg, maybe there is some ancient Roman recipe that calls for such a thing, anyhoo- say hello to the Hard Boiled Egg Cuber.

There is not a hard boiled egg around that won’t get cubed by this wacky gadget, chickens beware, you are now going to be square. This made-in-China food gadget is sure to win over someone, though I’m not really sure who, is it you?

I think the Hard Boiled Egg Cuber falls into the What a Waste category quite nicely. What do you think? Make sure to check out the new egg gadget that makes hard boiled eggs without water, you’re interested- I know you are.

Cityscape Wooden $460 Coat Hanger

bLavish — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:00:24 +0000

Introducing the new category, ‘What A Waste’. And to appropriately ring in this new addition, I’ve found a $460 coat hanger.

Ladies & gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the $460 coat hanger: a laser-cut, light weight Birch ply, hand finished & varnished CityScape Wooden hanger.

Choose from five of the major fashion / design capitols of the world cityscapes, pay $460 & you have yourself a hanger to hang up your ratty jacket which you purchased at your local thrift store because you couldn’t afford to buy anything else after this What A Waste purchase.