For a mere $9,000 you too can enjoy the 16′ water slide that usually reserved for camps and resorts.  Made of commericial-grade polyester fabric between two thick layers of PVC, the Water Play Side will not only be a water sensation but also dependably sturdy and safe.

Just add, well, water.

Say hello to your new office gadget.  What, you didn’t know you had one?  Well of course you do.  You wouldn’t be able to pass up the Slingshot Monkey unless you had a heart of stone.  Do you have a heart of stone?  I didn’t think so.  Well, back to what I was saying (thanks for that rude interruption by the way!), give a warm welcome to your new office gadget, the truly wonderful Slingshot Monkey (applause).

The Slingshot Monkey is basically perfect.  This new toy is a stuffed monkey dressed as a superhero & his arms are made with a very stretchy rubber material that allows him to be slingshot through the air up to a whopping 50 feet.  Can you image the look of envy mixed with astonishment when you brand this puppy to your fellow workers?  You are going to be king for a day, I tell you, maybe even a week.  Maybe this is the answer to that raise you’ve been asking for since 2002.  I tell you, this is the key to happiness- the Slingshot Monkey.

And you can take home your friend today for just $7.  Expense it as an office supply perhaps?

Via:  Stupid.com

Spice up the office with these Handy Bands, underwear rubber bands.  These handy dandy rubber bands will make sure to add a little more verve to your office setting, as well as making you a more productive employee (or that’s what you’re going to tell th unapproving office manager when you add this to the office supply list).

Use the Handy Bands to put up your hair, to hold that roll of papers & I can’t wait to sling my undies at that batty secretary down the way!   How ever you use them, the Handy Bands will always go back to their original underoo contour.  Cost, $6 for 24.

Via:  PerpetualKid
 
 

Eating in bed is such a great idea, in theory.  Then you discover the bread crumbs & the leftover chips that night in bed.  But now, with Buon Appetito Bed Linen, eating in bed is fun again!

All hail the clever design of Miss Geschick & Lady Lapsus that allows you to make use of the napkin that’s tucked into the duvet cover, and it’s even picnic-style cute!  No word on availability & cost as of yet, but there are plenty of other Geschick & Lapsus designs to choose from while we wait.

Via:  PopGadget

We all know about talk radio, but what about a talking radio?  This Hot Lips Talking Radio moves its hot, red lips to the beat of the song or people talking on the radio.
 
The motor inside the radio moves the hot lips in sync with any type of music, but works really great with talk radio.  So, listen to talk radio as you watch your talking radio, as you talk about talk radio & your talking radio talk.  A great holiday gift for those talk radio enthusiasts in your family.  Cost, $10. 
 
 
 

The Peekaboo Pole Dancing Pole is the very first complete pole dancing package that comes with your very own chrome-plated, extendable dancing pole.  Don’t worry, there’s no drilling involved & you can hide it easily when you host your office’s holiday party.  How it works- the pieces basically just slide togther & a spring mechanism allows you to extend the pole to a height of 8 foor, 6 inches. 

With your own dance pole you open up your own club in your flat or just dance away in the comfort of your own home.  See video here of the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Pole in action.  Cost, $120.

The reinforced metal on the snake bike lock will detour anyone even casually contemplating stealing your bike.  This whimsical design is a true asset to bicycles everywhere.  Doesn’t your bike deserve Pylones?  Cost, $30.

Via:  PopGadget

The French company Pylones makes the most interesting, fun & useable gadgets.  With clever inventing & implementation, the genius company has become known worldwide.

From their adorable Dust Pan Set to the airplane baby spoon, the imagination of this French company is boundless.  I love it & I want two of everything.

Cost for Dust Pan Set:  $45

Cost for Airplane Baby Spoon:  $15

Via:  PopGadget

Not only do these Night Vision Dart-Shooting Goggles help you see in the dark, they shoot darts!  This creative toy features a green night vision lens, a dart launcher as well as two bright LED lights that help you blind your prey while you shoot your darts at the unexpecting target, probably the baby sister.

Cost for this amazing toy, $20.  I’m giving these goggles to everyone this holiday year.

Via:  UberGizmo

Now, the bathroom scale can be a dreaded monster of sorts, and that’s why I tend to avoid them like the plauge.  But this Celebrity Weight Scale might be a bit more tempting.  Instead of using numbers on the dial, the scale lists famous celebrities. 

You could wind up being Baby Jesus, Gizmo, Oliver Twist or Hulk Hogan.  My recommendation, try & stay below King Kong & Roseanne Barr.

Via:  OhGizmo!