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Don’t Panic, Paris Hilton To Save Dire Economy

May 6, 2009 | Posted by bLavish as Tid Bits & News at 10:00 am | Comments off

Folks, don’t panic, Paris Hilton is on the case, and she won’t take no for an answer.  According to a recent interview, the socialite says she can save the economy by doing what she does best, well second best, shopping.  Whew, and I thought I shouldn’t leave anywhere without my towel and copy of Hitchhiker’s…

The 28-year-old heiress feels she can get the economy back on track by shopping for her diamonds and pearls now, and the occasional pink Bentley.   She is currently dumping a large stash of funds into the British markets, so, yeah, you’re welcome.

Oh, and did we mention she has a plan to stop the war as well?

“I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war,” Paris revealed.

So, see, we don’t have anything to worry about after all, it was just smoke and mirrors, or maybe diamonds and pearls…